The blog of the 30-something fag- September/Terra Cotta Edition |
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September 26th, 2004 If it's girl from Ipanema, I don't get out of bed. Ever since I was a child I have heard music playing in my head. Constantly drumming away, mostly the same verse or phrase of a song that started the moment I woke up.(Today it's JEM's "Just a Ride") There have been very few times in my life where I've actively noticed the music stop; like when I enjoyed my former prescription to valium, or the 3 seconds directly following a sucker punch in the face, and of course, the frozen moment in time when I realized I was about to be involved in an accident that may very well take my life. During my test rides I was instructed by Alan to be aware of how the bike felt on the road. Apparently to experienced road bikers, different materials, Aluminum, Carbon Fibre, Steel and Titanium all have a different resonances. All this was lost on me though. I took her out for the first real ride on Saturday, and tested her on my regular route through Griffith park. It was a fast and comfortable 40 minutes that usually took a full hour plus some. I wasn't tired or bored, so I kept riding, and was totally suprised when I got home. In an hour and a half I had covered 26.7 miles, and could have gone for 40. Feedback to this article HERE |
The Calfee Luna So sweet a ride, it Practically Drives itself |
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September 17th, 2004
Luna-tic fringe This month I have saved and saved and I am finally ready to go shopping to get myself that fabulous new bike that will launch me into the world of hardcore long-distance road riding, or at least give me a shiny new toy to show off to my friends at the teeter-totter. I enlisted the help of my hardcore riding friends Jim and Alan, and they helped me define a list of priorities to narrow down my search for the perfect set of wheels. They sited things like Frame size, frame materials, derailer components, brakes etc. Previously my list consisted of adjectives like "Shiny" and "Cool-looking", so as you see, I have some work to do.
He knows a few things about comfort on two wheels, and quality bike products, so I figured his list of adjectives would probably serve me better than mine. Jim is laughing at me, but until I met him, the only brand of bike I could name was "Huffy".
I recently learned that for the serious rider (yeah, right) this is a bike that falls into the category of "Middle-ground tolerable". Honestly people, it's a bike! I'd have to ride this thing every day just to feel like I'm getting my money's worth. Feedback to this article HERE |
Road warrior Jim, and the wife he abandoned to ride 200 miles this weekend alone. |
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September 15th, 2004
It's a Miracle!! On Tuesday we saw Mathew, the acupuncturist, went home and slept the rest of the day. When Bang got home from work, Rusty was running up to greet him like nothing was ever wrong with him. He's been 100% ever since. Running, jumping on the furniture, pestering the cat, sleeping on my pillow. Back to his old, misbehaving self and I am so relieved. Feedback to this article HERE |
Apparently, Chinese Vets have been treating dogs with |
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Sept 10th Define Unconditional Today Jan asked me how much money I plan to spend on Rusty's recovery. When I told my boss Ron that Rusty was seeing a chiropractor for his recent back problems, he thought I was kidding. "No Way Jose" he IM'd me through our instant messenger, "You must be joking". I suppose I might have suggested I ran out on thin ice to save him from drowning, he felt I was being silly. I didn't grace the conversation with an answer to that, but changed the subject. The idea of dropping Rusty's care for financial reasons seems ridiculous to me, though it probably sounds no more ridiculous than sending your dog to the chiropractor to someone like Ron. I didn't dare mention his acupuncture appoinment scheduled for this Tuesday Dogs are extremely proficient at displaying the kind of behavior that we humans define as genuine loving affection. They insist on sleeping near us, and always interested in going wherever we are headed.They look at us with big sad eyes, they make high pitched whiny sounds when they really want something, and many breeds have evolved real eyebrows, to help them emotionally manipulate the human race with a greater zeal than fish, hamsters, or the common house cat could ever hope to achieve. Maybe this is why dogs have been considered our "Best" friends for as long as anyone can remember. Rusty's recent back-trauma has put him and I under a certain amount of stress, him physically and, if animals actually do feel like so many people believe they do, emotional stress I'm sure. It's put me under some serious stress in that I worry about his comfort, his health, and his future. I long to see him running carelessly across the dog park grounds, dropping piles of used kibble in the grass, sniffing other dogs asses, and pissing indiscrimanently on anything that juts out at the proper angle. Feedback to this article HERE
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The Xray Rusty's Vet said was "Unremarkable" |
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Condition Not Fit for a Dog The little guy is suffering today. Rusty woke up on Saturday morning to a little stiffness in his neck. I did a range of motion test on him and the left turn produced a high pitched screech that told me it hurt him a little. By Sunday p.m. he could barely walk, and Monday morning had him howling with shards of pain slicing him in half with muscle spasms. Bang and I found an emergency clinic open on the labor day weekend and for $450 USD we found he was suffering something very familiar to us; a pinched nerve, probably brought on by a bulging disk somewhere between his head and shoulders. Seems while I was in N.Y. rusty was attacked by a bull dog, who got him by the neck and swung him in an attempt to snap him. The vet suggested a chiropractor. Dr. Kam was more than willing to give Rusty an adjustment, but after several days of adjusting and treatment, he's still suffering from sever spasms, and extreme pain. He has a few hours a day when he can function, but if he lays for too long, his eventual rising brings on massive muscle lock-up that gets him screaming. His cries are so blood curdling that it's difficult for me to hold back my emotions. I massage his shoulders and back vigorously to try to get the spasms to subside. Mornings are worse than afternoons, and the muscle relaxers provided by the vet do a good job of easing his pain when provided at double the dosage. Bang is getting a bit discouraged, he's reminded of the months I have spent lying on the floor of our living room trying to get my own muscles to quiet down. Unfortunately, like daddy-like doggy, Rusty has some serious back problems, and only time will tell how well he will recover, if at all. Feedback to this article HERE |
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The Obsession Continues . . . I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible. Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are. |
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Evidence of Bigfoot as Gay,
( or at least a fashion critic) Big Foot' Attack Draws Searchers Apparantly, Bigfoot made an appearance in Texas and expressed is opinion about the local young persons choice of dress. In this report from the San Antonio press in 1977, many of the more impotant details about bigfoots behavior were left out, (i.e. what was HE wearing, and his obvious agitated state of mind.) Thursday, August 11, 1977 Members of a group searching for the legendary creature "Big foot" will come here Saturday. The Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation has joined the group in investigating a reported creature described by a youth as being 9-feet tall, hairy, and having glowing red eyes. The 15-year-old youth, Brian Jones, told authorities the creature grabbed him and ripped off his (JC Penny snap-button plaid )shirt outside a friend's rural home near here Friday night. The State Bureau of Investigations is studying the boy's shirt, which authorities said had long coarse brown hair attached to it. "We believe these people (who have reported a strange creature) are telling the truth and we just want to find out what this thing is," said Adair County Civil Defense Director Tobe O'Neal. © The San Antonio News Feedback to this article HERE |